In case you missed it: there's nothing Chrissy Teigen can't or won't do. Two days ago she celebrated her 32nd birthday in serious style, with a retro fancy dress party in a plane, no less. Guests included husband John Legend, her ridiculously adorable daughter, Luna, her parents, and Kim Kardashian West.
The best bday party I've ever forced anyone to throw me.???????????? Thanks to everyone who came ready w polyester prints, bubblegum cigarettes and 60s-acceptable sexual innuendos. I really love you guys. I feel like a very lucky 32yr old girl for so many reasons. Thanks @chefemklein for making one of theeeee best meals I've ever had (on both the ground and in the sky), the team at Lip Sync Battle for making my Bingo dreams come true, @panamexperience for truly having the most entertaining crew imaginable, and my husband for indulging me in every way possible. Everything is better with you and Lu. Well, not everything is better with Lu... honestly kids can kinda be a buzzkill sometimes. But we won't tell her and I'll delete this before she can read. ???????????????????????????????????????
As if this level of glamour and general wit were not enough, Teigen followed up with a short film wherein she pretends to be injured by a fern. Sitting beside her hair stylist, Jen Atkin, (who is also responsible for the Kardashian' klan's tresses), Teigen captioned the bit "Insurance scamming" and it is a glorious, Chaplin-esque moment of physical comedy that provides more laughter with each viewing.
To summarise: Chrissy Teigen, model, sassy twitter user, woman of our dreams, is living her best life. So it makes sense that people would want to drag her down, unfortunately, this is how the haters operate.
After announcing her second pregnancy and posing in the most stylish way possible, Teigen was criticised for the size of her bump, with comments ranging from "wow looks big" to doubts over whether she was even pregnant. Then there were the straight-up trolls calling her "chunky".
Let this be a lesson to all of us: if you have a beautiful family, face and sense of humour, people will still find something to hate on. Though we doubt that Teigen cares.