This year’s Rhodo Revue is tantalisingly titled Slicked-up faux-hawk in a white wine sauce".
What does it mean? Will Princess Rhododendron find a partner or will she dance alone? Will the unemployed astronauts find a mission or will they have to make do with proper jobs?
Will the evil Bucky Hustler succeed in his dastardly plan?
Will the hairdresser and the barber find careers in opera, or will they be doomed to coif the same heads of hair forever?
And what of the frog? Will the frog find true love or stay a frog for eternity?
The revue is on November 16-19. Good tables are still available for Friday 16th. Tickets at Richardson and Wrench Blackheath.