Fairfax Media in no way condones pitch invaders, but this guy certainly seemed to entertain the crowd at Dubbo on Saturday.
Entering the playing field from the western end through a slow-clapping tunnel, 'The Blonde Bomber' ran the length of the field in nothing but his birthday suit.
It proved a popular distraction for the crowd at the the Blowes Clothing Cup grand final, but didn't raise too many eyebrows in the Orange Emus and Dubbo Kangaroos first grade huddles, with the teams busy getting their half-time instructions in the afternoon's main fixture.
The Bomber picked up the ball on the halfway line, attempted a chip and chase before running off the pitch at the far end and vaulting the surrounding fence.
There's no word yet on whether his accomplice managed to get his clothes back to him before ground officials or the police tracked him down.